ADDRESSED TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.


HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.


HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.


HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.


HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.


HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.


HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?


HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.


HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?


HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.


HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.


HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.



HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.